Today when I woke up I found, to my dismay and horror, that the cat had knocked over my beloved beta Sir Perceval's tank. No body was found, therefore we must draw the inevitable conclusion that Sir Percy was eaten. I have been quite upset about this because I feel that I am somehow responsible. Wasn't it my job to protect Percy from danger, to clean his tank and feed him his little fish food? Farewell, gallant Percy. You fought the dragon and lost. We will always remember how you would swim in and out of your hollow castle, float on the bottom of the tank, and spit out your food. Rest in peace, Percy.
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Nemo Goldfish sends his sincere condolences
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